Sometime After Lunchtime
Today begins when I wake up.
This I consider because as I was falling asleep, I noticed that I could slowly see in the dark. I was not seeing in the dark. The sun was coming up. Eventually I fell asleep. I woke up sometime after lunchtime. I took a shower. No wait. No I didn’t shower. I put on my overalls and a tee shirt and shoveled my hair into a knot on top of my head. Then I scrambled around and decided to check my grades. This venture brought me to the unfortunate realization that my email had been compromised. But then a fortunate realization led me to simply reset my password. It was a brief frustration. Meanwhile, my mom came home from “work.” I use quotations because it’s not a real job. It’s like babysitting. Except instead of a baby it’s an old person.
The rest of my day has included listening to two interviews on NPR. One with Sacha Baron Cohen. One with Peter Dinklage. I deposited a check for a key deposit. That’s a lot of interview and a lot of deposit. So I made baked brie. But then I left it in the oven too long.


